* You sleep with your cell phone on your pillow.
* The postal clerk knows you by name.
* You buy beef jerky every time you go to the grocery store.
* You check your email every 5 minutes, even in the middle of the night.
* You have enough priority boxes, packing tape and customs forms for his entire unit.
* You have a ton of friends with deployed soldiers you've never actually met because they're all online.